Anyone want to let me squat in their house for the next two weeks? So I don’t go to jail for life or something for premeditated homicide?

There’s a bitch in this house who’s asking to get shot, and if I don’t get out soon, I’d be the one pulling the trigger.

And in this house, such means are very easy to come by.

posted 8 months ago with 4 notes

  1. kingstonhonkers said: you can crash at my place in sd… if you have a way of getting down here o.o all my roommates are gone
  2. rekette said: stow away in a luggage headed for Japan…I’ll meet you at the airport haha
  3. lavivacite said: :[
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